
first find your oven
it is usually in the kitchen
and resembles a large box
with a door
look inside
does it have some room
so the soufflé can rise?
turn it on and heat it up
all the way to 375 F
discover that you don’t have
a soufflé mold
in fact—what is that?
go to the store
buy a 1.5 qt mold
back home the oven is hot
and you look again at the recipe
you will need
4.5 oz bittersweet chocolate
8 large eggs (only the whites)
¼ cup of sugar
2 teaspoons of lemon juice
whipped cream or
crème anglaise
(which is English cream
which is not a cream but a pouring custard)
2-3 tablespoons of powdered sugar
go to the store to buy all of the above
you’re home again and the kitchen is hot
next coat the inside of the mold with butter
oops—that wasn’t on the list
so its off to the store again
it is now close to supper
so you might as well buy
food to feed the family
back home
put all the groceries away
and coat the soufflé mold
with that butter
add some of the sugar
roll it around until the mold
is nicely covered in sugar and butter
next comes melting the chocolate
and you discover this involves a double boiler
guess what?—yes, it’s back to the store
at home the kids have collapsed
hungry and terribly tired
but you soldier on
melt the chocolate
over high heat in the double boiler
place the egg whites
sugar
and lemon
in another double boiler
(it would have been nice
if they had told you. . .
at least you know where
to find them at the store)
back in the kitchen
you might as well pause
put the kids to bed
it’s ten pm and there is school tomorrow
so place the eggs whites, etc
into the second double boiler
over boiling water
whisk until lukewarm
yes! you have a whisk!
remove from heat
and use an electric mixer
to whip the eggs to stiff peaks
use a rubber spatula to fold
the hot chocolate into the whipped eggs
gently place the soufflé mix
into the buttered and sugared mold
place in the center of the oven
did you remove the racks above the soufflé?
bake until the soufflé has risen
one and a half times in height
and starts to brown on top
or—about 20 minutes
remove from oven
top with powdered sugar
serve immediately
with whipped cream
or crème anglaise
ok just go ahead and
wake up the kids
let them eat the soufflé
since they had no dinner
isn’t it wonderful!
Pamela Olson, 4/25/09
Read Write Poem’s prompt
“How-To”

Very funny. I guess that’s why I’ve never made a souffle either.
Hilarious…and I can relate to having to go back to the store a bunch of times for things when I’m baking. Great poem!
Hilarious! Delicious!
Phew, you make it sound so simple, I’ve got this really complicated recipe…
Funny! Sounds like one of my cooking adventures…
i only bake cookies or my famous cookies for boys on poker nite…NOW i dont have to run back and for for ingredients ive forgotten….its 30KM so im glad ive got it down now…..this is very good and funny
i like the funny energy of this poem, your internal dialogue about having the right tools, the haphazard structure reflects how you cook, how it all comes out right in the end