There, Lapper … try to tell me I stole this post title! I dare you!
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It’s kind of scary that I know what movie that screenshot comes from.
You’re a frightening man, Evan . . .
Well, um, I hate to do this but… I’m just saying… anyway here you go.
Curse you, Jonathan Lapperrrrrr …. [voice fades to inaudible whisper]
Jonathan told me – over drinks at a strip club, last week – that before Cinema Styles he had a blog called Coosa Creek Mumbo Jumbo and that he’s always been a bit uneasy over the fact that you want to be like him all the time.
I’m not saying I buy into what he’s saying, I’m just saying.
Any truth to this?
Why’d you tell Fox about us, Jonathan?
I don’t know … he’s tricksssy, Rick …
Yes, but he’s our friend, Jonathan, I loved those funny stories about his girlfriend …
But he knowssss about usssss [gurgle, gurgle, snort] … everybody knows about us …
And who’s fault is that? You know what I told you about Mojitos and strippers …
Kill, them, Rick, kill all the tricksy bloggers gollum, gollum
Fox, Rick, Smeagol – First of all no more drinks with Fox, he blabs too much. Second, the blog’s name was Coosa Creek Hambone so even your blabbing is inaccurate. Finally, Rick, I don’t want you biting my finger off so here, take the damn ring. I’m going to go make some coney stew with taters.
Yesssss, my preciousssss ….
“Coney stew with taters”??? Huh?!? I thought you lived somewhere respectable, but it sounds like you live in Jersey with with carnies and crack fiends.
Plus, Jonathan is just hatin’ on me for blabbing b/c the cutest ladies were all on my jock and not his. He ended up playing pinball with the bouncer.
Carnies and crack fiends? In New Jersey? The Garden State?