Even vampires get lonely, even vampires need love. Unlike the rest of us they can create the perfect mate, the perfect companion. All it takes is a nibble here, a nosh there, and voilá: you’ve got a companion for life, er, death, uh … undeath. Well, forever, if you know what I mean.
Here, for your viewing pleasure, are some vampire brides over the years.*
Bela and friend
Horror of Dracula
More brides after the jump …
Van Helsing
Dracula 2000 (my personal favorite)
Bride of Dracula (1960)
Chris Lee marries another one.
And there she is.
Yecccchhhh …
That’s better. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (hubba hubba).
Monster Squad
Ok, that’s just weird.
*I am completely aware that this is incredibly sexist. I mean, haven’t we gotten over the notion that a female blood-sucker needs a man to complete her? I tried to find some vampire grooms, I really did, but how many pictures of Andy Warhol can you take?
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Dracula 2000 looks like Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
The Van Helsing brides look like they’re posing for a perfume ad.
“Sanguine by Jean-Paul Gaultier – He’ll want to sink his teeth into you.”
It’s not sexist, Rick, just a tad incomplete. Now if you showed the vamp’s partner/”husband” as a zombie, now, then THAT would be a fitting metaphor for the day.
Bill, it would almost be worth it … locked in an eternal embrace, etc., etc. …
Jonathan, or a Loreal ad …
It struck me that those look like every teenage mall-girl, only with fangs. I raised one myself, sans fangs
Fox,
do you mean that a zombie is a fitting metaphor for the day because if you were married to a vampire bride you’d never get any sleep?
Rick – Well, yes. Jennifer Esposito, after all.
Yes. Whatever happened to her?
I just checked. Apparently, there exists a show on television entitled “Samantha Who?”, and she is on it.
oh my god, that’s right … I have seen her on it. She’s still hot.
And its kind of a funny show, too.
I love little Andree Melly in Brides of Dracula… she’s so sweet and I’d bet she’d fine me sweet, too.
She’s got that little ol’ me kind of thing going, kind of like a lot of the Southern girls I run into in this neck of the woods.
But anybody would find you sweet, Arbo …
Rick, I just replied to your comment over our argument on science. You have my full apologies. I hope you read it. I meant it sincerely.
oh….my GOD it’s so cruel….
i never think about it